Happy Halloween?? It kinda feels like christmas!

ding dong the dog is done! talk about shooting yourself in the foot.. and i don’t mean with a pepper ball gun! damn duane! nicely done! and i don’t think 28 days in the isaiah washington center for asshole rehabilitation is going to fix this or even a date with al sharpton which you’re already trying to arrange.

so now, in these precious hours before we are buried under the avalanche of bull shit excuses which has already begun to slide, let’s enjoy the delicious irony… he actually said he would never in a million years risk everything he has worked for for the last thirty years by having some fucking [racial slur] hear him say [said racial slur].

wow!… you know the fact that he possessed the comprehension, the common sense even, to know and understand that to be caught using the N word just once would be career suicide, for him is kind of shocking. certainly more than i would have given him credit for. but for him to big fat do it anyway, approximately six times in ninety seconds, and to go so far as to take a stand that it is more important to be able to say the word freely, even though they don’t mean it in the scum-sucking, soulless sense, than not…. …WHAT?

i think it’s pretty clear who in this scenario is the scum-sucking, soulless piece of shit!

thank you, Tucker, thank you National Enquirer, thank you internet, for exposing this particularly repugnant piece of hypocrisy.

speaking of which, here’s his excuse thus far along with my commentary of course {in curly brackets}:

“I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people who have suffered so much due to racial discrimination and acts of hatred,” Chapman said. “I did not mean to add yet another slap in the face to an entire race of people who have brought so many gifts to this world. {hey dumbass , that’s racist too} I am ashamed of myself {really? but you’re not ashamed of your extensions/bald spot combo, your leathery skin, your 3 inch lifts? huh? weird.} and I pledge to do whatever I can to repair this damage I have caused. {really? then i suggest moving to the north pole and pledge to never, never, be seen in public again.}
“My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language,” he continued. “I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son {actually, you seemed uncharacteristically calm}, and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation {doh, wait a second… throwing in that “private conversation” bit sounds a little bit like mind your business bitches, i’ll say what i want}.”
“I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. {really? because you said that if Lisa showed up with a [racial slur] you would all say fuck you. i didn’t hear you say that if Lisa showed up with a guy with a questionable character you’d be concerned and disappointed. what’s that about??} However, I should have never used that term.”
“I know that all of my fans are deeply disappointed in me, as well, {all 26 of them} as I have tried to be a model for doing the right thing, {and spreading cigarettes to bail jumpers everywhere}” he added. “I did not do the right thing this time {or that time i got arrested for jumping my own bail in mexico}, and hope you will forgive me.” {dude?! you didn’t even mention god one time! how are we supposed to forgive you if you don’t point out that god has?}

good luck with that!!

now i just need somebody to expose criss angel’s dog fighting ring because, according to jack donagee (sp?) on the funniest episode of 30 Rock ever (or any sit-com i’ve seen in the last 6 years for that matter), that’s the one thing you can’t get away with, so we can be done with him. but for the record, i think an unprovoked vile racist tirade like dog’s at this point is also, pretty much unforgivable – a girl can hope.

Posted: Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
Categories: Gossip, Rants, Television.
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