Princess Glenda

that’s smurf-tastic!

well, the police were called to Britney’s house again last night. here’s how it allegedly went down…
she was in the car with that sam lutfi guy, former manager slash hanger-oner, as they approached her house she suddenly got out of the car crying, carrying her poor yorkie named london (Brit must have got that british [...]

Dear Striking Writers, Puhleeeeeeeaze work out your differences with the man!! my 22 remaining brain cells beg of you, rescue me from the cesspool of reality tv that is vh1. seriously, “rock of love II” is the worst thing i’ve ever watched but i’m watching (thank you btw, bret, for ending angelique’s tour early); and [...]

i’ve always said i could never be an alcoholic, it requires too much of a commitment. and now, so much for my career as a junkie, i’m even failing at PRE-hab! as best as i can count i took 20 pills yesterday:
2 – flexeril
4 – oxicodone
8 – advil
6 – steroid pills, [...]

..like a rock star on the downside of their career. yes, i felt like britney last night when i was wheeled into the emergency room at 1 a.m. today (and when i was given a handful of pills before they wheeled me back out).
no it wasn’t the glamorous, emotional meltdown slash police standoff type situation, [...]

i’m not sure who the doctor is who let britney go home early, especially since even dr. phil said she is in “dire need of help,” and he’s not even a real doctor!! but whatever! now we just sit back and wait for the next brit-uation to erupt.
in the meantime, dog the racist bountyhunter’s pervie [...]

Ok, the television media is totally worthless! Not that we didn’t know this…
But I got this from ohnotheydidn’t:
Britney Spears went “completely psycho” as she was rushed to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Thursday, a source tells Usmagazine.com
“They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics,” the source adds, [...]

About an hour ago we just happened to catch a headline about a big mele at brit’s house with cops, paramedics, and helicopters circling above. holy shit!! but where’s up-to-the-minute coverage when you need it?? i’ve refreshed tmz so many times my enter key is getting worn out.
finally somebody posted on ohnotheydidnt there’s live feed [...]

 
Here’s to a GREAT 2008 !