2008 has started off great!

i’m not sure who the doctor is who let britney go home early, especially since even dr. phil said she is in “dire need of help,” and he’s not even a real doctor!! but whatever! now we just sit back and wait for the next brit-uation to erupt.

in the meantime, dog the racist bountyhunter’s pervie partner, tim “youngblood” aka “i’m a perv” chapman was arrested for indecent exposure aka jackin’ off in the parking lot of the ala moana center in honolulu. –hey, i used to work at that mall!!–

the official story is this:

Police and prosecutors said security guards recognized Chapman from the realty television series “Dog the Bounty Hunter” when they responded to a report of a man in a vehicle fondling himself at a parking lot at Ala Moana Center at about 9 p.m. yesterday.

Police said the guard instructed Chapman to put his clothes on and step out of the vehicle.

He then jumped to the front and got in the driver’s seat and turned toward the security officer, said Jim Fulton, spokesman for the city prosecutor’s office. He allegedly accelerated the truck and jumped the curb onto the sidewalk.

The security guard had to jump out of the way, Fulton said.

Chapman, 42, was initially arrested on suspicion of second-degree attempted murder and indecent exposure.

His lawyer, Brooke Hart, said the incident was a misunderstanding.

Hart said Chapman spilled juice or soda on his pants and went to the back seat of his truck, which has dark tinted windows, to change his pants when security guards started yelling at him to get out.

He said Chapman, to avoid negative publicity, made the mistake of attempting to drive away. Hart said he had no intent of terrorizing or threatening anyone.

“It was simply a man who wet his pants with orange juice inadvertently and was changing them, doing nothing wrong at all and believing he had sufficient privacy to do it,” Hart said.

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i have to say if it wasn’t coming from a chapman i would find that to be a perfectly plausible story.. i mean WHO HASN’T had that happen?? you’re enjoying a day at the mall, spill orange juice all over your pants (who walks around drinkin’ oj, btw?) and rather than mop it up and laugh it off you go to your vehicle to change into your SPARE PAIR OF PANTS (who carries a spare pair of pants, btw?), then when mall security approaches because they’re suspicious about what your doing in your vehicle (because why would you bother going to the restroom to change?) WHO HASN’T tried to mow that bastard down?!! story makes total sense!

dude, beth is going to kill you!!

Posted: Saturday, January 5th, 2008 @ 9:37 pm
Categories: Gossip.
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