and by week i mean since the last time i blogged, in this case coincidentally really was a week…

• Sawyer to Crazy John Lock after hearing that John was following the orders of “taller ghost Walt,” (and that’s a hilarious quote in itself) - “..and you didn’t ask any follow up questions?!”

hahahahahahahahaha!! Sawyer, this is why we love you! i wouldn’t go so far as to say you are the voice of reason on LOST but you are often the voice of the few reasonable people still watching this show. do you know how many times we have yelled that at the television while watching this lunacy? i say Sawyer for president! or at least he should overthrow doctor Jack ass on the island.

• Aubrey to Bret Michaels to qualify her statement that she is a really, really, really observant person - “I’m a karaoke host, I know people.”

hahahahahahahahaha! i don’t even know what that means but it’s hilarious! and she meant that shit when she said it! it was almost as funny as her falling on her sword for kristy jo and blubbering about the amazing gift she just gave when she wasn’t gettin’ a pass anyway!

• Me to my knitting teacher, ten minutes into the first class - “Knitting is hard.”

okay this isn’t really funny because it’s true! i did manage to knit & pearl my way thru my whole skein of yarn (and even learn a little lingo), but ummm, well, knitting is hard.