Please someone help me, it’s not healthy for me to have this Rihanna song stuck in my head for days and days and days! You should be able to sue for that, and I’d start with Mr. Chris Paltrow of Coldplay for that redundant, Rule the World song, then move on to Mr. Timberlake. Damn you people and your Pop music poison!
Yes, I’m still alive but if I wasn’t you could either blame the broken record in my brain syndrome for causing me to stroke out or the ETERNAL ELECTION FROM HELL for causing an anyurism! Because you know what else is stuck in my brain?…
There is absolutely nothing I could say about this person that hasn’t already been said, meaner and funnier than I could say it… Like Alec Baldwin on David Letterman referring to her as “Bible Spice”! HaHaHaHaHaHa! (you have to laugh, or you’ll just cry – and move to Canada) Seriously, I thought my mother was crazy!
But putting lipstick on this pitbull did get me to do my civic duty for the first time since 2000 when the state of florida collectively killed the whole idea of the democratic process for me – I have already voted. Now I just plan to drink heavily until christmas by which time hopefully we’ll know who the next president is.
Fasten your seat belts America, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
ps: my boss is the creative type and every year he carves his own elaborate jack-o-lantern (without a pattern). here is this year’s