Archive for the 'Gossip' Category

Blerg!

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

blerg – “The sound of many negative emotions in one word.” that’s my new favorite word courtesy of Liz Lemon – sooo glad 30 Rock is back btw! if it wasn’t we wouldn’t have had the profound observation that “if reality tv has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no shame […]

Magician of the Year: aka, douche bag of the year

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

WTF?! Dude, when your image consultant said “you should probably get yourself a beard,” this is not what they had in mind!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! [photo courtesy: OhNoTheyDidnt]

Super Tuesday

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

i’m learning to super knit today! yay! ok, that might be an overstatement.. more accurately i’m taking a knitting class. it’s two hours this evening and two hours next tuesday. we’ll see how it goes… btw, there has been tons of legal drama surrounding britney in the last two days – restraining orders, accusations, disputes […]

Super Monday

Monday, February 4th, 2008

so two pieces of the most SUPER gossip were sent to me… first, from page 6 of the new york post, apparently people in the food service industry maintain a database of notoriously bad tippers, appropriately called the “shitty tipper database,” on bitterwaitress.com on which you’ll find David Lee Roth, Cohutta from the real world […]

Brit Happens!!

Friday, February 1st, 2008

..does this girl ever sleep? so i had to take a sick day and a half earlier this week – i was back on my back but apparently CRAZY never takes a day off! a friend called at like 2 in the morning assuming i would be up on britney watch, i had however taken […]

The State of The Union

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

well, the police were called to Britney’s house again last night. here’s how it allegedly went down… she was in the car with that sam lutfi guy, former manager slash hanger-oner, as they approached her house she suddenly got out of the car crying, carrying her poor yorkie named london (Brit must have got that […]

I can’t do anything right !!!

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

i’ve always said i could never be an alcoholic, it requires too much of a commitment. and now, so much for my career as a junkie, i’m even failing at PRE-hab! as best as i can count i took 20 pills yesterday: 2 – flexeril 4 – oxicodone 8 – advil 6 – steroid pills, […]

2008 has started off great!

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

i’m not sure who the doctor is who let britney go home early, especially since even dr. phil said she is in “dire need of help,” and he’s not even a real doctor!! but whatever! now we just sit back and wait for the next brit-uation to erupt. in the meantime, dog the racist bountyhunter’s […]

Update

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Ok, the television media is totally worthless! Not that we didn’t know this… But I got this from ohnotheydidn’t: Britney Spears went “completely psycho” as she was rushed to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Thursday, a source tells Usmagazine.com “They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics,” the […]

Big, Breaking Britney News

Friday, January 4th, 2008

About an hour ago we just happened to catch a headline about a big mele at brit’s house with cops, paramedics, and helicopters circling above. holy shit!! but where’s up-to-the-minute coverage when you need it?? i’ve refreshed tmz so many times my enter key is getting worn out. finally somebody posted on ohnotheydidnt there’s live […]