Archive for the 'Gossip' Category

speaking of asshats..

Friday, December 7th, 2007

and speaking of Mickey Rourke.. this is from that guy @ the superficial, arguably the best gossip website ever, and since i don’t have time to come up with my own interesting blog entries i’ll just borrow one of his: “Mickey Rourke was arrested for driving his Vespa drunk after leaving a Miami nightclub early [...]

I’m On Strike

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

That’s right, in order to show my support for those poor, underprivileged writers in hollywood, i have been refusing to write in my blog… ok, the truth is, as tony soprano would say around superbowl season, “this is my busy season,” so something’s gotta give and blogging is among the first to go, followed closely [...]

News Flash: Dog the Bounty Hunter is NOT black

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

..didn’t know if you knew that since he apparently didn’t know that until now. at least that’s what he said when he faced the camera’s last night for the beginning of the apology tour ’08. too bad he couldn’t have combined that with his book signing tour. i wonder if you could get a refund [...]

Happy Halloween?? It kinda feels like christmas!

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

ding dong the dog is done! talk about shooting yourself in the foot.. and i don’t mean with a pepper ball gun! damn duane! nicely done! and i don’t think 28 days in the isaiah washington center for asshole rehabilitation is going to fix this or even a date with al sharpton which you’re already [...]

David Beckham – Most Masculine Man Alive

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

ok, it took awhile to regain my composure after typing that.. wow, really?? {sigh} you poor girls (and boys) who voted in this online poll on askmen.com. btw, here’s the whole top 10: 1) David Beckham 2) Matt Damon 3) Timbaland 4) Roger Federer 5) Justin Timberlake 6) Daniel Craig 7) Steve Jobs George Clooney [...]

It’s hard out there for a celebrity

Friday, October 19th, 2007

It’s been a rough week for the famous.. britney got a nasty dent in her mercedes when she hit somebody else’s mercedes and got charged with a hit & run. then she lost all visitation rights to her kids. then she ran over some poor paparazzo’s foot who will no doubt sue her even tho [...]

It’s Britney’s world.. we just live in it

Monday, October 1st, 2007

so either it was a slow news day today or else britney spears is no longer just a celebrity who’s life should be chronicled on page six or somewhere under “entertainment news,” and since we are at WAR i can only assume the latter and that britney’s custody issues trump death & destruction, politics, or [...]

David Letterman for President

Monday, October 1st, 2007

David Letterman for President this is why i love dave letterman…

ahhh, autumn!

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

so today technically fall begins finally – we all know how much i hate don’t enjoy summer. and while there’s plenty going on that is gossip-worthy, i don’t want to talk about britney losing custody of her kids, or paris considering adopting kids (but i will say parenthetically, that i saw one that is perfect [...]

VMA Q&A

Monday, September 10th, 2007

i watched the VMA’s last night, and by the way, after much deliberation i’ve decided not to discuss why i watched the VMA’s or defend myself for that decision. here are some of my questions & observations: does fallout boy really sound that bad live? wow! thank god for mixing boards. who is this chris [...]