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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

so we may have a solution to the new, communistic, policy at the drive in of “no pets allowed.” and that’s all i’m going to say about that, but as it turns out, policy or no policy we would have forgone these first two weeks of the 2007 drive in season. they opened last weekend [...]

Girl Interrupted

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

where’s britney dammit?!? you can’t get me hooked on having updates on her downward spiral every 10 minutes then give me nothin’ for 10 days! i need to know! and i knew that “Heroes” was going on hiatus, but April 23rd??! are you kiddin’ me?!! and after the best episode ever! and i don’t just [...]

Chaotic

Monday, February 26th, 2007

wow! i have gotten behind and things have gotten out of control so here’s the only way i know to cover all the important points… britney is still in rehab (for the moment), which means i lost the office pool. i was sure she wouldn’t last the weekend.  anna nicole is still dead yet unburied. [...]

Bubble Boy’s Back

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

so America’s own village idiot, David Blaine, is up to his old tricks again. and by tricks i mean the “stupid human” variety not the magic kind. he’s dangling above times square in a giant gyroscope. why, you ask??? what are you new here?? because he’s an idiot. but apparently nobody cares, there’s absolutely no [...]

Trick or Treat

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

So the Sci Fi channel has a show called “Ghost Hunters”, not that i’ve ever watched it, but tonight, Halloween, they are broadcasting live from The Stanley Hotel here in Colorado. The Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, is rumored to be haunted. In 1974 Stephen King stayed there in room 217 and got so freaked [...]

Super Sequel is Secured!

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

according to Box Office Mojo, Superman Returns has reached it’s $200 million dollar goal!! This is especially significant because Warner Bros. Pictures pres. and COO Alan Horn was previously reported to have said that if SR hit the $200 million mark domestically, the studio would move ahead with a sequel. That day finally came last [...]

Teen Choice Awards

Sunday, August 20th, 2006

The 2006 Teen Choice Awards were on tonight, which I had to watch because, as I mentioned, Brandon / Superman Returns was nominated for a few. When the credits rolled on K-fed’s pyro-technics I was simultaneously disturbed and angry! My choice for teens…. put the lot of ‘em on a plane filled with snakes! 22 awards [...]

Superman Returns (to my living room)

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

I was really missing Brandon (sigh), and I haven’t even been to the drive in since Superman Returns departed… Then I got an early birthday present (I’ll be 37 on the 27th and that’s all I’m gonna say about that) because there was no way to hide it let alone wrap it… There’s a Superman [...]

Snakes on a Motherfuckin’ Plane

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

So Samuel L. Jackson called me tonight. No seriously! He wanted to make sure I was planning to go see “Snakes on a Plane,” the best motherfuckin’ movie ever! Actually he was a bit threatening, but that’s Sammy for ya! “My name’s Pit and your ass ain’t talkin’ your way out of it.” -one of [...]

Sayonara Superman

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

Sadly the press tour for Superman Returns has come to an end with the Tokyo Premier. I tried to come up with some sort of joke comparing Brandon to Godzilla since he’s in Tokyo and he’s as tall as the building in this picture, but I’m just not that frickin’ funny! So I leave you [...]