Archive for the 'Random Crap' Category


Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

…it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane – Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn, world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength, The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in […]

Cartman Bonita

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

South Park fans you may want to sit down, i have some news for you.. Casa Bonita is a real place! i didn’t realize so few people knew that but earlier this week there was a story on BoingBoing about denver’s own Casa Bonita and people lost their minds some because they have been there […]

Highlights from the DNC

Friday, August 29th, 2008

..a full wrap-up to come but here’s my absolute favorite picture. the big sign to the left reads, WARNING Baby Killing Women So Called Christians Porno Freaks Muslims Drunks Homosexuals Party Animals Rebellious Women Liberals Jesus Mockers Sex Addicts Mormons GOD WILL JUDGE YOU. ——————– HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Uh-Oh, i fall into four of those categories. oh […]

Um.. now I’m a lot scared.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

this “sign” which was intended to break a world’s record for the largest protest sign was displayed on the side of table mountain in golden, co, just west of the city. don’t know about you but I find right to lifers way more scary than tanks! holy crap! when i was younger and had more […]

Ok.. now I’m a little scared.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

wow.. i thought the dnc was just going to be a pain in the ass, a minor major inconvenience for those of us non-partisan types trying to you know.. function in denver this week. turns out i kind of underestimated.. we found this blog by Ethan Persoff, boasting “Political Ephemera, Drug Hysteria, Vintage Sex, Health […]

car trouble

Monday, August 25th, 2008

funny thing happened on the way home from the dnc… actually we didn’t go to the convention, we just went downtown for dinner (see previous post). oh while we were there we also saw a kid have to take a sobriety test and subsequently get arrested in the middle of the mele because he picked […]

How I’m paying the mortgage

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah right, that would require a 99 year mortgage! but you must admit, these are fantastic!

getting past your resistence to complete delusion is half the battle

Monday, March 24th, 2008

(a) that title has nothing to do with anything, just a quote i heard today that seems poignantly relevant to.. well, my life really. (b) I KNOW !! i know it has been weeks, nearly months since i last blogged and i left up that hideous picture of, yikes, criss angel. i’ve been busy, ok? […]

Quotes Of The Week

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

and by week i mean since the last time i blogged, in this case coincidentally really was a week… Sawyer to Crazy John Lock after hearing that John was following the orders of “taller ghost Walt,” (and that’s a hilarious quote in itself) – “..and you didn’t ask any follow up questions?!” hahahahahahahahaha!! Sawyer, this […]

Super Tuesday

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

i’m learning to super knit today! yay! ok, that might be an overstatement.. more accurately i’m taking a knitting class. it’s two hours this evening and two hours next tuesday. we’ll see how it goes… btw, there has been tons of legal drama surrounding britney in the last two days – restraining orders, accusations, disputes […]