Archive for the 'Random Crap' Category

Super Sunday

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

well the game was certainly less than super, at least until the last two minutes or so. and the Patriots lost, that sucked. but why am i, traditionally a big fan of the underdog, disappointed that the big-time, highly-favored, dynasty-dinosaur, brady bunch lost?? my reasons are three fold: (1) we became fans of the pats […]

What The Smurf?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

that’s smurf-tastic!

A personal plea to the Writer’s Guild

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Dear Striking Writers, Puhleeeeeeeaze work out your differences with the man!! my 22 remaining brain cells beg of you, rescue me from the cesspool of reality tv that is vh1. seriously, “rock of love II” is the worst thing i’ve ever watched but i’m watching (thank you btw, bret, for ending angelique’s tour early); and […]

I can’t do anything right !!!

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

i’ve always said i could never be an alcoholic, it requires too much of a commitment. and now, so much for my career as a junkie, i’m even failing at PRE-hab! as best as i can count i took 20 pills yesterday: 2 – flexeril 4 – oxicodone 8 – advil 6 – steroid pills, […]

Livin’ like a rock star

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

..like a rock star on the downside of their career. yes, i felt like britney last night when i was wheeled into the emergency room at 1 a.m. today (and when i was given a handful of pills before they wheeled me back out). no it wasn’t the glamorous, emotional meltdown slash police standoff type […]

Happy New Year!

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

  Here’s to a GREAT 2008 !

MerWii Christmas!

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

yeah, yeah, i know, the holidays really kicked my ass this year. it started with the midnight shopping spree on black friday -literally we were out shopping from 1 a.m. to about 7 a.m. (although since we didn’t buy much, except for ourselves, i think we were actually people-watching, and people were crazy!). all i […]

under-where??

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

  the consumerist posted info about these panties somebody spotted on sale at Wal-Mart in the JUNIOR’s department!!! i.. i.. i don’t know where to begin… this may be the wrong-est thing i’ve ever seen! then there’s this poor hooker, who hasn’t been a junior in ssseeeevvral years.. i don’t know if she’s wearing them […]

Don’t be an asshat

Friday, November 30th, 2007

i’ve been pretty busy being an asshat myself lately, hopefully i’ll find time soon to tell you about my black friday adventures…

I may never sleep again..

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

I’ve always been a little afraid of (and a lot creeped out by) Mickey Rourke. suddenly doesn’t seem so unreasonable does it? WTF??? and what’s with that shirt?