Archive for the 'Rants' Category

Nevermind the DNC..

Friday, September 5th, 2008

you know what a short attention span i have so guess you won’t be getting a wrap up of the DNC from me.. sorry, but (a) i think those signs pretty much summed up the insanity around here, and (2) i’m thinking they had it a lot worse in the twin cities for the RNC, […]

Highlights from the DNC

Friday, August 29th, 2008

..a full wrap-up to come but here’s my absolute favorite picture. the big sign to the left reads, WARNING Baby Killing Women So Called Christians Porno Freaks Muslims Drunks Homosexuals Party Animals Rebellious Women Liberals Jesus Mockers Sex Addicts Mormons GOD WILL JUDGE YOU. ——————– HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Uh-Oh, i fall into four of those categories. oh […]

Um.. now I’m a lot scared.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

this “sign” which was intended to break a world’s record for the largest protest sign was displayed on the side of table mountain in golden, co, just west of the city. don’t know about you but I find right to lifers way more scary than tanks! holy crap! when i was younger and had more […]

car trouble

Monday, August 25th, 2008

funny thing happened on the way home from the dnc… actually we didn’t go to the convention, we just went downtown for dinner (see previous post). oh while we were there we also saw a kid have to take a sobriety test and subsequently get arrested in the middle of the mele because he picked […]

Worst Summer Ever!

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

you know i hate summer to start with.. add a sweltering, paralyzing heat wave, including 24 consecutive days above 90 degrees. + the f’ing olympics, and you know i hate the olympics. and now the damn dnc is starting the day after the olympics – IN DENVER!! so we’re like little china now. protestors are […]

Life underground

Monday, July 28th, 2008

if i didn’t already hate summer, this summer would have made me hate summer. IT’S SO FUCKING HOT I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE IT!! sorry. but literally we’ve broken a record and then some in denver by having 19 days over 90 degrees and counting.. the first five or six we tried to be tough and […]

Honest To Blog..

Sunday, June 15th, 2008 may seem like I never blog anymore, but I assure you that this is not the case. i actually oversee, or contribute to a few other blogs. A new one recently has required a lot of my time & attention purely as a “consultant.” maybe i’ll be able to explain more later, in the […]

Things we lost in the move

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

.. MY SANITY! Hands down, WORST MOVE EVER!! and that’s from somebody who once moved from Hawaii to New Jersey! This time we only moved about twelve miles and I almost didn’t survive. What a nightmare.. maybe I’ll go into details later but something else I seem to have misplaced – any form of free […]

The State of The Union

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

well, the police were called to Britney’s house again last night. here’s how it allegedly went down… she was in the car with that sam lutfi guy, former manager slash hanger-oner, as they approached her house she suddenly got out of the car crying, carrying her poor yorkie named london (Brit must have got that […]

A personal plea to the Writer’s Guild

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Dear Striking Writers, Puhleeeeeeeaze work out your differences with the man!! my 22 remaining brain cells beg of you, rescue me from the cesspool of reality tv that is vh1. seriously, “rock of love II” is the worst thing i’ve ever watched but i’m watching (thank you btw, bret, for ending angelique’s tour early); and […]