Archive for the 'Rants' Category

Livin’ like a rock star

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

..like a rock star on the downside of their career. yes, i felt like britney last night when i was wheeled into the emergency room at 1 a.m. today (and when i was given a handful of pills before they wheeled me back out). no it wasn’t the glamorous, emotional meltdown slash police standoff type […]

News Flash: Dog the Bounty Hunter is NOT black

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

..didn’t know if you knew that since he apparently didn’t know that until now. at least that’s what he said when he faced the camera’s last night for the beginning of the apology tour ’08. too bad he couldn’t have combined that with his book signing tour. i wonder if you could get a refund […]

Happy Halloween?? It kinda feels like christmas!

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

ding dong the dog is done! talk about shooting yourself in the foot.. and i don’t mean with a pepper ball gun! damn duane! nicely done! and i don’t think 28 days in the isaiah washington center for asshole rehabilitation is going to fix this or even a date with al sharpton which you’re already […]

The World Series of boredom

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

i watched six (6) baseball games in their entirety in less than two weeks. the last two of the boston/cleveland series and all of the world series…. and all i have to say is, thank god the red sox swept because i couldn’t have taken any more! ok, so that’s not really all i have […]

It’s hard out there for a celebrity

Friday, October 19th, 2007

It’s been a rough week for the famous.. britney got a nasty dent in her mercedes when she hit somebody else’s mercedes and got charged with a hit & run. then she lost all visitation rights to her kids. then she ran over some poor paparazzo’s foot who will no doubt sue her even tho […]

blogger’s block

Monday, October 15th, 2007

yes, yes, nearly two weeks is nearly unacceptable, but sometimes as a blogger you just get blocked or burnt out or something. basically sometimes its just not fun to blog. but here are a few highlights of the last two weeks… got a visit from Zorak, he was just hangin’ out in front of our […]

we’ve been googled! (and not in a good way)

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

so i was pulling into our neighborhood today and this car was coming towards me with this strange apparatus sticking up about four feet in the air. i thought it was odd but lots of those wacky outdoorsy people here have crazy bike and/or ski racks on top of their cars so i assumed it […]

It’s Britney’s world.. we just live in it

Monday, October 1st, 2007

so either it was a slow news day today or else britney spears is no longer just a celebrity who’s life should be chronicled on page six or somewhere under “entertainment news,” and since we are at WAR i can only assume the latter and that britney’s custody issues trump death & destruction, politics, or […]

The end of the drive in!! part 2

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

This time it’s not so much a question.. I was hoping to go to 88 drive in, the small town drive in, to see “The Invasion” followed by the new “Halloween,” because a horror movie at the drive in is a good time. that’s the double feature 88 had posted on their website along with […]

The End of the Drive In ??

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

We went to the drive in last weekend.. we saw Rush Hour 3 – which was pretty bad, they actually did a remake of “who’s on first” based on chinese names, “No, I am Yu,” that went on for about 10 minutes & The Bourne Redundancy, which was boring enough that we were willing to […]