Archive for the 'Rants' Category


Monday, September 10th, 2007

i watched the VMA’s last night, and by the way, after much deliberation i’ve decided not to discuss why i watched the VMA’s or defend myself for that decision. here are some of my questions & observations: does fallout boy really sound that bad live? wow! thank god for mixing boards. who is this chris […]

my work here is done..

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

it may be painful, but try to watch this whole clip, because in the beginning he admits to being old, and at the very last second he admits what we’ve known all along… Link to video oh yeah, but what it doesn’t explain is what criss & brit have REALLY been doing for the past […]


Friday, September 7th, 2007

i know i need to post something in my blog, but whenever i start it just ends up being whiny or bitchy or be-atchy, and nobody wants to hear that (not even me). but seriously.. it’s still like 90 degrees everyday they’re likely closing the drive in my car’s broken (I’m waiting to find out […]

It’s not just me..

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

The following are comments from just one post on just one blog, D-listed: Brit’s rumored man toy, Criss Angel, also showed up. That man always looks like he’s just crawled out from the inside of a roach motel. He’s like a low-rent Tommy Lee without the 10-inch cock. Criss Angel looks like a gay Paul […]

chicken hypnotism for dummies

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

No, last tuesday did not kill me, although both Dog & Criss pulled out all the stops to try to with A&E airing “a man called Dog,” where “the dog” rewrote history (mostly his own) for an hour; followed by mr mindfreak doing a houdini re-make of a jail-break and revealing how he did it.. […]

Aneurysm night on A&E

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

it’s tuesday night again (and how its been 10 days since my last post i don’t know), that means… “dog the bounty hunter” + “mindfreak” = my head could blow up at any moment! they’re both so… excruciatingly irritating! and before you ask, “so why do you watch?” – (a) i like to live dangerously! […]

Lindsay Fully Loaded

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. —WOW! top that paris & nicole! Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit. And police told TMZ, cocaine was found […]

egomaniac much??

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

i don’t think any clever comments could prepare you for this manifesto from smashing pumpkins lead, billy corgan. you just have to read it to believe it: An Open Letter from Billy Corgan July 10, 2007 My Dear Friends, Today is the greatest day you’ve ever known. Seven years, seven months, and ten days ago, […]

News Flash: People Suck

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Dateline: Denver, Friday the 13th – Josh Blue, 2006 winner of “last comic standing” makes his homecoming performance at the paramount theater in lovely downtown denver. sounds like a good time so i got tickets, and first and foremost let me say that josh was as hysterical as ever. yay, josh! HOWEVER, it was an […]

“Man-gagement Ring” mystery revealed

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

ok.. apparently it’s not just me who had questions about brandon’s ring. this was actually a news item on SUPERMAN’S ENGAGEMENT RING MADE FROM STONEHENGE ROCK Hollywood actor BRANDON ROUTH’s engagement ring is crafted from a blue stone he picked up at English historical landmark Stonehenge. The Superman Returns star, who is set to […]