Archive for the 'Rants' Category

Criss Angel changed my haircolor..

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

… it was like magic! last week when the news broke about criss angel whose real name is christopher streptococcus or something like that (it’s all greek to me - hahahahahahahaha!) is in fact MARRIED.. wait a sec, wasn’t he dating cameron diaz (huh?) and makin’ out with paris hilton (ehww!)… hence, the scandal. and [...]

The Cure for bad music

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

so if the “smashing pumpkins” and “new order” got drunk and hooked up and had a love child, it would be “silversun pickups“! the first time i heard “lazy eye” on the radio i instantly perked up.. ‘who’s this?’ i inquired to myself, knowing as familiar as the new order-ish music and the smashing pumpkins-ish [...]

The Lists

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Yes I am aware that paris is out of jail… i just don’t care!! i suspect, that in actuality, NO ONE CARES!! seriously, hasn’t it been nice for the last two weeks not to fucking hear about her? i mean do you think that if we NEVER heard paris hilton mentioned again, ANYONE would [...]

a blog by any other name..

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

so i’ve been staring at this blank page for about 5 minutes wondering what to post about - summer reality, tv which is quite irritaining; the saga that is the story of my new car, which i’m still not really prepared to delve into; the fact that the schedules at both drive ins this weekend [...]

So far behind…

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

i am soooo far behind in my blogging!! i haven’t even gotten around to raging about last week’s episode of LOST - so now i’ll just say this.. what’s more annoying than watching LOST??? … having to READ it!! (in reference to the fact that last week’s episode was about [...]

Catch-22

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

so where to begin with this week’s episode of LOST??… oh, i know.. A CAMPING TRIP?!! ARE YA KIDDIN’ ME?!? aren’t you already on the camping trip from hell?? who writes this crap? umm, 2nd, if i had been playing a drinking game in which one drinks every time some body said “brother,” or [...]

you know you’re old when…

Friday, April 13th, 2007

as a general rule, you detest teenagers.

when you mention an IRA you’re not having an intellectual conversation about the irish republic army - i am in the process of opening one now to get a tax deduction.

you start worrying about things like tax deductions

you would rather go to the dentist than go to a nightclub [...]

ON NOTICE!

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

cinderella twin drive in is officially ON NOTICE! they didn’t even RE-ARRANGE the crappy movies from last week for this weekend! i was reminded that this is how it was going at the end of last season.. i don’t think we went for like the last six weeks. come on you losers - it’s bad [...]

movie g-views

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

so we may have a solution to the new, communistic, policy at the drive in of “no pets allowed.” and that’s all i’m going to say about that, but as it turns out, policy or no policy we would have forgone these first two weeks of the 2007 drive in season. they opened last weekend [...]

General Grey’s Anatomy Hospital

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

on wednesday there were new episodes of three shows! that never happens - it was like it was my birthday or something. of course it was only because survivor was on wednesday this week instead of thursday, plus one of the shows was LOST, so it’s not like it was three good shows, but still.
then [...]


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