Archive for the 'Television' Category

Hey Brandon got a gig!

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

remember that guy, Brandon Routh? I think he played in one of those comic book movies a couple years ago.. not batman, not spiderman, who’s the other guy?.. oh yeah, superman! i almost forgot. so a couple weeks ago, for some reason Brandon’s name came up which is pretty rare, even around here, and i […]

I think I’m turning Japanese

Monday, June 30th, 2008

[..i really think so.] could it be all the asian food i eat? could it be all the time i lived in hawaii? that’s definitely when it started. or is it all the japanese tv i’m watching?? Ninja Warrior!! my new favorite show! it’s on G4, a channel created for geeky guys, with shows like […]

Time Traveling Bunnies & Other Island Paradoxes

Friday, May 30th, 2008

well kids, we’ve arrived at the end of another season of LOST… and what have we learned?? JJ Abrams is a prick! Oh wait, we already knew that! Jack is a wussy moron! Oh wait, we knew that too! Ben has a sense of humor? That was surprising! But what was more important than what […]


Sunday, April 20th, 2008

blerg – “The sound of many negative emotions in one word.” that’s my new favorite word courtesy of Liz Lemon – sooo glad 30 Rock is back btw! if it wasn’t we wouldn’t have had the profound observation that “if reality tv has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no shame […]

getting past your resistence to complete delusion is half the battle

Monday, March 24th, 2008

(a) that title has nothing to do with anything, just a quote i heard today that seems poignantly relevant to.. well, my life really. (b) I KNOW !! i know it has been weeks, nearly months since i last blogged and i left up that hideous picture of, yikes, criss angel. i’ve been busy, ok? […]

Quotes Of The Week

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

and by week i mean since the last time i blogged, in this case coincidentally really was a week… Sawyer to Crazy John Lock after hearing that John was following the orders of “taller ghost Walt,” (and that’s a hilarious quote in itself) – “..and you didn’t ask any follow up questions?!” hahahahahahahahaha!! Sawyer, this […]

Super Sunday

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

well the game was certainly less than super, at least until the last two minutes or so. and the Patriots lost, that sucked. but why am i, traditionally a big fan of the underdog, disappointed that the big-time, highly-favored, dynasty-dinosaur, brady bunch lost?? my reasons are three fold: (1) we became fans of the pats […]

The State of The Union

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

well, the police were called to Britney’s house again last night. here’s how it allegedly went down… she was in the car with that sam lutfi guy, former manager slash hanger-oner, as they approached her house she suddenly got out of the car crying, carrying her poor yorkie named london (Brit must have got that […]

A personal plea to the Writer’s Guild

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Dear Striking Writers, Puhleeeeeeeaze work out your differences with the man!! my 22 remaining brain cells beg of you, rescue me from the cesspool of reality tv that is vh1. seriously, “rock of love II” is the worst thing i’ve ever watched but i’m watching (thank you btw, bret, for ending angelique’s tour early); and […]

I’m On Strike

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

That’s right, in order to show my support for those poor, underprivileged writers in hollywood, i have been refusing to write in my blog… ok, the truth is, as tony soprano would say around superbowl season, “this is my busy season,” so something’s gotta give and blogging is among the first to go, followed closely […]