it’s tuesday night again (and how its been 10 days since my last post i don’t know), that means… “dog the bounty hunter” + “mindfreak” = my head could blow up at any moment! they’re both so… excruciatingly irritating! and before you ask, “so why do you watch?” – (a) i like to live dangerously! [...]
you have got to be kidding me! it’s just ridiculous how fast time goes by! so let’s not dwell on it shall we. let’s see what’s been going on??… we’ve been to the drive in a couple times. once to see, i now pronounce you chuck & larry, which is a movie about how two [...]
criss angel’s fan club, called “the loyal” requires that members pay $36/year for a standard membership, which makes them simply a “Loyal”, or $99/YEAR to be a “Loyal freak.” i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i hate his fans more than i hate him because as the mind idiot himself says, without [...]
WTF? those wacky japanese! you gotta love ‘em!
… it was like magic! last week when the news broke about criss angel whose real name is christopher streptococcus or something like that (it’s all greek to me – hahahahahahahaha!) is in fact MARRIED.. wait a sec, wasn’t he dating cameron diaz (huh?) and makin’ out with paris hilton (ehww!)… hence, the scandal. and [...]
I celebrated the 4th of July at a true American institution.. the Kwik-E-Mart ! to promote the upcoming Simpson’s movie, twelve 7-11 stores across the country got a kwik-e-makeover and luckily surprisingly a denver location was selected. it was fantastic! i had a squishee (not a slurpee) and i bought a bunch of crap! [...]
no, i haven’t been in mourning over the Sopranos, in fact now that i think about it, i didn’t even think about it yesterday, on the first Soprano-less sunday. i’ve just been busy because life does go on and on and on.. how damn cute is my dog?! look at her sitting, all sophisticated having [...]
..life goes on.” those were the immortal words of Paulie Walnuts during the last episode ever of the Sopranos. i am in the overwhelming minority who found the finale fantastic. it was ideal, everybody was in perfect form: Carmella’s reaction to finding out Hunter is in med school Janice jokes about having to hook another [...]
paris went to jail – but not before being totally publicly humiliated (who knew that was even possible) at the mtv movie awards by sarah silverman; britney is walking around with her unsightly ass hanging out (don’t even get me started on the plugs); 11-year-olds are shooting pet pigs and bragging about it… i think [...]
so the memorial day estrogen festival went down like this: because i said so – diane keaton, mandy moore, etc. this movie got hahwribble reviews, and it does have quite a few really tacky mother-daughter conversations that would never, ever, ever, happen in real life, but other than that i thought it was pretty ok. [...]