from Kylie, aka, cutest dog in the world & me!

Beeaarrrs!

Who are these obnoxious people posting on-line diaries or “Blogs” as I understand they’re commonly called? Why do they presume that other people are interested in the uninteresting details of their little lives?

i went on of course to acknowledge, shamefully, the irony that now i was one of them. that was in 2002 for chrissake!!

now the estimate is that 50 THOUSAND new blogs are launched PER DAY, and 1.5 MILLION blog posts are published everyday!!

seriously people, WE (myself included) are NOT that interesting!

leave it to despair.com to sum it up so suscinctly. oh and one of my favorite bumper stickers of all times, next to “Against abortion? Don’t have one.” is “Nobody’s reading your blog!”

at least my blog is self-aware. i know nobody cares. so if i don’t blog for weeks, nay months, at a time. who cares!!

Yes, I’m still alive but if I wasn’t you could either blame the broken record in my brain syndrome for causing me to stroke out or the ETERNAL ELECTION FROM HELL for causing an anyurism! Because you know what else is stuck in my brain?…

There is absolutely nothing I could say about this person that hasn’t already been said, meaner and funnier than I could say it… Like Alec Baldwin on David Letterman referring to her as “Bible Spice”! HaHaHaHaHaHa! (you have to laugh, or you’ll just cry – and move to Canada) Seriously, I thought my mother was crazy!

But putting lipstick on this pitbull did get me to do my civic duty for the first time since 2000 when the state of florida collectively killed the whole idea of the democratic process for me – I have already voted. Now I just plan to drink heavily until christmas by which time hopefully we’ll know who the next president is.

Fasten your seat belts America, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

ps: my boss is the creative type and every year he carves his own elaborate jack-o-lantern (without a pattern). here is this year’s

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!