ON NOTICE

This is the complete list of people, places, or things that have annoyed me to the point that i know i cannot take much more. Once on this list they are “On Notice” that if they don’t change their ways, the next stop is DEAD TO ME!:

Grey’s Anatomy – they were dead to me but they fired the bigot
Home Depot – for forcing me to use the self-checkout
Brandon Routh – you need to spice it up dude
Tailgaters – back the fuck off already
Cinderella Twin – their no pets policy
Al Gore – no explanation should be needed
Brangelina – stop making me feel bad about myself
edamame – vegetables should not be trendy
the 2008 election – it’s way too early for this nonsense
Ellen Degeneres – shame on you for your ugly-celebrity behavior