This is the complete list of people, places, or things that have annoyed me to the point that i know i cannot take much more. Once on this list they are “On Notice” that if they don’t change their ways, the next stop is DEAD TO ME!:

Grey’s Anatomy - they were dead to me but they fired the bigot
Home Depot - for forcing me to use the self-checkout
Brandon Routh - you need to spice it up dude
Tailgaters - back the fuck off already
Cinderella Twin - their no pets policy
Al Gore - no explanation should be needed
Brangelina - stop making me feel bad about myself
edamame - vegetables should not be trendy
the 2008 election - it’s way too early for this nonsense
Ellen Degeneres - shame on you for your ugly-celebrity behavior