Highlights from the DNC

Friday, August 29th, 2008

..a full wrap-up to come but here’s my absolute favorite picture. the big sign to the left reads, WARNING Baby Killing Women So Called Christians Porno Freaks Muslims Drunks Homosexuals Party Animals Rebellious Women Liberals Jesus Mockers Sex Addicts Mormons GOD WILL JUDGE YOU. ——————– HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Uh-Oh, i fall into four of those categories. oh […]

Worst Summer Ever!

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

you know i hate summer to start with.. add a sweltering, paralyzing heat wave, including 24 consecutive days above 90 degrees. + the f’ing olympics, and you know i hate the olympics. and now the damn dnc is starting the day after the olympics – IN DENVER!! so we’re like little china now. protestors are […]

A Rare Retraction

Monday, October 29th, 2007

{alternate title, the “The World Series of Lying”} almost as rarely as stephen colbert, i have to issue a retraction, but this is one of those times.. m reminded me that for game 2 of the world series we were for the most part out to dinner w/our friend monica. so it was only 5 […]

Police Activity

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

so this didn’t happen where i work, but where a friend of someone i work with works (huh?), and they were kind enough to share the insanity. the following emails were actually exchanged company wide, at a company here in denver, with the subject line, “Police Activity” (names, including the company name, have been removed […]

How ’bout a Kwik-E

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

I celebrated the 4th of July at a true American institution.. the Kwik-E-Mart !   to promote the upcoming Simpson’s movie, twelve 7-11 stores across the country got a kwik-e-makeover and luckily surprisingly a denver location was selected. it was fantastic! i had a squishee (not a slurpee) and i bought a bunch of crap! […]

The Cure for bad music

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

so if the “smashing pumpkins” and “new order” got drunk and hooked up and had a love child, it would be “silversun pickups“! the first time i heard “lazy eye” on the radio i instantly perked up.. ‘who’s this?’ i inquired to myself, knowing as familiar as the new order-ish music and the smashing pumpkins-ish […]

CSI: Denver

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

We actually resisted the urge to check out the aftermath on saturday, but today we figured the authorities had probably moved out and us lookie-loo’s could move in. This of course, did not keep us out – or anybody else for that matter, I walked down the street with a steady stream of other nosy […]

Headlines

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Here in colorado we are still in the deep freeze or just in deep. check out some of today’s headlines below. the one that generated the best pictures: Water Main Break Coats Cars in Ice another water main break caused this one: Divers sent in to shut off water after basement floods this one is […]

Where the hell are we living??

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

i remember living in NJ (tho i try to forget), we were going north on the turnpike one day, probably heading to ikea, we had just narrowly avoided two crazy drivers involved in some ugly, but not unusual, display of road-rage, and heard a news report that residents in north jersey and manhattan were advised […]

Happy New Year!

Monday, January 1st, 2007

peace & love from our winter wonderland here in denver.. happy new year!